DAMN FUCKING CARBON SHIT

Okay- now the environment is close to all our hearts. Since we will enevitably die at some point in or around it, we'd want to at least make sure that we don't do our bit to completely destroy it,

BUT- the stupidity that is 2007 has given us environmentally friendly shit that would make a Greenpeace die-hard crack a fat.

We've had the total contradictory LiveEarth- a great music concert- supposedly concocted by former US Vice-Prez Al 'I love my environment by leaving all my lights on at my mansion' Gore.

Now for those of you lucky enough to be living on Mars (seeming its probably emitting less carbon dioxide than Earth!), here's the thing. Now whilst it was a great gig- they pretty much fucked the entire thing by transporting all the people in jets (emitting carbon everywhere), and all those lights etc pretty much fucking everything- with the amount of rubbish left over by the slovenly crowd enough to fill a small fucking country (they dumped it in in a glacier off Antarctica- safe from criticism there).

And then there is the stupidity that is 'Carrrrbon Foootprintttt' Who was the penis extender who dreamt that fucked up word? A description of the amount of energy someone (or thing in the case of those selfish cows farting everywhere) uses.

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT A FOOTPRINT? The earth is fucked as it is. We'll all know it...oooo...when our great great grandkids are greyer than a fucking winters night because of the exposure to the unnatural light, plus the fact that global warming (pretty much a giant space heater that has been left on pointed at the earth) will kill all the beauty that are beaches...reefs....southern Califor...no...sorry- that shouldn't be there.

Anyway- yes...IT's TOO LATE. We may as well die happy, rather than worrying about that scrap of paper we are about to be lambasted about by a work colleague because it fell in the rubbish bin rather than the recycling bin that is left RIGHT NEXT TO IT SO YOU CANT FUCKING HELP BUT OVERSHOOT AND HIT THE RUBBISH BIN!

So next time you think about the environment- think about the people who fucked it up. They're all dead. And you're having to pick up their pieces. Sure- we haven't helped in the present world by developing all these electronic devices to make our lives easier but the environments worse. But pfft...we'll leave it for our kids and grand kids to pick up. They'll have to have something to do- technology dictates that their lives will get a fuckload easier...